PHONE’S RINGIN’ MELBOURNE.
Think back, if your White Russian and Thai stick-addled brains can allow you to do so, to a glorious evening of Walters, Jesuses (Jesi?), Smokeys, the occasional bag of dirty undies, amateurs nihilists pederasts (not really!), Maudes, and F*ckin Veterans. A night filled with Caucasians, Logjammin’, and toes – with nail polish! A magical evening, no doubt and more fun than a crack on the jaw! So we’re rolling again Dude’s and Dudette’s - Lebowski Bash is Back! The Second Annual Lebowski Bash Australia is rolling your way, Saturday July 13th at the Astor Theatre! No, you’re not dealing with morons here. You’re in for an extravaganza worthy of Jackie Treehorn himself. You want a Jackie Treehorn Lobby Party?! We can get you a Jackie Treehorn Lobby Party. Kahlua After Party? Yes, yes. There’s a costume contest (here’s a tip, if you show up as Arthur Digby Sellers in an iron lung, you win!) too, so break out your purple jumpsuits, your jelly shoes, your handlebar mustaches and what have you, because the prizes this year are better than ever! Kahlua White Russians and Oat Sodas at the ‘Gary’s Bar’, Lebowski Tribute Band, a Duder Rug raffle (because how else are you going to tie that room together) and of course, a screening of the Coen Brothers Classic – and our favourite movie ever – The Big Lebowski.
And we do move on to the Next Round Robin! Am I wrong?