attention dudes, aussie achievers, lebowski lovers, & what-have-you!
Need something to really tie your life together? Tired of just bowling, driving around, and the occasional acid flashback? Break out the Kahlua and half-and-half man, because your f*ckin’ troubles are over. Achievers, Nihilists, Spinals, Pacifists, Chinamen, Free-spirits, Pederasts (not really!), Video Artists, Brother Shamus’, known Pornographers and f*ckin’ Veterans, on 23rd June 2012 get out your finest bathrobe and get your ass down to the Astor Theatre for the First (of many) Melbourne Lebowski Bash! You want a costume contest? We can get you a costume contest (with nail polish!). One Jesus per group please, because, you know, 8 year olds, Dude. F*ckin’ amateurs welcome. We got a Lebowski Tribute Band (you request any Eagles and you’re entering a world of pain). We got your poison, Caucasians, Oat Sodas, and Sarsaparillas for all you Strangers out there.
And of course, a screening of everyone’s favourite movie, -The Big Lebowski!- If you haven’t seen it, there is NO better time to start (and also, what the hell is wrong with you?!). And if, like us, you’ve seen it a hundred times, you’ll know to just shut the f*ck up, don’t go over the line and hold on to your johnsons. So put down the Thai stick for a minute and buy your tickets for Lebowski Bash 2012, for the first time in Melbourne, 23rd June. It’s the most fun you’ll have without going to a cash machine for $1000 (or $100, if you’re like Brandt)